mnastynastynasty: If she makes you a CD, she wants to C the D.
I think it’s intoxicating when somebody is so unapologetically who they are.– Don Cheadle (via wolfandmay)
pospiscal: trying to comfort a friend
tupacabra: “…and that’s my presentation.”
ipoog: giving someone a boner is the most satisfying simple pleasure life can offer
gooutfighting: now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday
the-winchester-initiative: cryonetics: snorlaxatives: *sexually strokes wall until finding light switch* What a turn on. Get out.